The Cleveland Browns’ win over the
San Diego Chargers on Sunday didn’t necessarily teach fans anything
new with the possible exception that a tedious win is always better
than a competitive loss.
Until Sunday, the Browns had a knack,
honed over several years, of teasing their fans with all manner of
competitive losses, the kind of “if only the
defense/offense/special teams had done this or that” that
inevitably caused fans to try to find a reason to keep watching the
team.
Sunday’s victory couldn’t possibly
have won over any converts. It’s not as if the Browns had just
hammered the New York Giants by clicking in all 3 phases. The win
was against a reeling Chargers team coached by Marvin Lewis West
Coast Edition that looked and played like it wanted to be anywhere
but Cleveland on a cold, rainy Sunday.
But for once it’s not necessary to
pick through the bones of a loss that could have been a win. Instead
fans can turn fate on its head by picking through the bones of a win
that could have been a loss. Now there’s hope and change that fans
can embrace.
Even if one were to pick through the
bones there wouldn’t be much meat available anyway. The Browns put
together exactly one good drive and it was the first one of the day.
That drive was kept alive because either the elements scared the
beejeezus out of head coach Pat Shurmur or because he finally is
beginning to understand that when you’re the head coach of a team
that wins about as frequently as members of Congress agree on
something substantive (or even insubstantial) there’s no reason to
play it cautiously.
At the Chargers’ 26-yard line and
facing a 4th and what looked to be mere inches, Shurmur
decided to roll the dice and have the 6 foot 3 inch Brandon Weeden
try to find the inch that Al Pacino screams about in “Any Given
Sunday.” It wasn’t Shurmur’s boldest call of the season but it
was out of character. In far more crucial situations he’s foregone
the attempt. Here, the first possession of the game, he decides that
maybe now’s the time to grow a pair which is what you might think
actually happened until you remember that faced with another 4th
down call later in the game, Shurmur reverted to form.
Anyway, given that it really was just a
few inches, it wasn’t that gutsy of a call and the first down was
easily secured. It worked out well because it set up Trent
Richardson’s 26-yard touchdown run that, along with Phil Dawson’s
extra point, gave the Browns a lead they never relinquished. (I
honestly can’t remember the last time I wrote a sentence like that
applied to the Browns and something they did early in a game. Maybe
never.)
From there the game was a mind numbing
array of offensive ineptitude from both teams. The Browns punted the
ball on 9 straight possessions. Fortunately, though, they weren’t
all 3-and-outs. There was enough of a running game, thanks mostly to
Richardson, to keep the clock moving mercifully for the brave few
that thought sitting outside at Cleveland Stadium on a raw, rainy day
was preferable to just about anything else that one could find to do
on a raw, rainy day.
For their part, the Chargers moved the
ball a little and got a couple of field goals. They also arguably
threatened near the end of the game, but not really. There’s was a
game plan that seemed to center around trying to get the ball to
Antonio Gates and why not? He was being covered by Buster Skrine
most of the day, which generally means trouble for the Browns.
But in one of the abiding mysteries
that is football, a game like Sunday can turn previous goats into
almost heroes. While it’s not time to completely reconsider
Skrine, let’s reconsider him briefly.
Skrine put together a game that made
him not just resemble but play like a legitimate NFL defensive back.
Skrine’s biggest play was the pass deflection near the end of the
game that ended the last Charger threat. It was a good play,
unquestionably. It also was the kind of play that usually doesn’t
get made by the Browns, which is why they have so many competitive
losses. The knack for just missing on a play that turns the game has
been a specialty of Browns 2.0.
But on this particular Sunday, all of
the elements combined not just for the beginnings of a tropical storm
of historic proportions but for Skrine as well. He made Gates a
non-factor. That’s not a small accomplishment.
Before anyone rewrites the Buster
Skrine narrative, let’s not lose perspective. Skrine still makes
Brandon McDonald look like Darrelle Reavis and until Skrine can
string together a few more games like Sunday, and particularly
against quarterbacks with more confidence than Phillip Rivers, he
still remains on the suspect list. He just gets a reprieve for the
week. Good show, Buster. Spend some time with Lucille or a Loose
Seal. You choose.
The other goat turned near hero was
punter Reggie Hodges or maybe that goes to Shurmur for keeping
Hodges. But before getting to Hodges, let’s examine a little of
the context that adds still more color to an incredibly colorless
game.
The Browns had 10 possessions on
Sunday. Lacking the vast resources, servers and unpaid interns
residing in Bristol, Connecticut, I have no idea how many times a
team has had 10 possessions in a game, punted on the last 9 of them
and still won the game. It can’t have happened very often, right?
If you score on only one possession you can only get, at most, 8
points, usually 7, sometimes 6, sometimes 3. So right there a team
rarely if ever wins scoring 8 or fewer points.
In the last two years, there have been
only 4 games, including Sunday's, in which a team has scored less
than 10 points and won the game and Cleveland and Kansas City were
involved in two of them, which makes sense because both teams have
been pretty crappy and scoring challenged.
Earlier this season Baltimore beat
Kansas City 9-6. But in that game, Baltimore had 3 drives in which
they scored, although on field goals only. In week 17 last year the
Chiefs beat the Denver Broncos 7-3. On the surface, it looks similar
to Sunday’s game but f beauty is only skin deep so too is ugly. It
featured only one touchdown by the Chiefs but they had two other
possessions that didn’t result in punts. The first was a missed
field goal. The second was a turnover. (Denver, with the overrated
Tim Tebow was even more inept but still had more than one scoring
opportunity all day. It’s just that they only scored on one of
their opportunities. The other was a missed field goal. And by the
way, interesting fact, the two punters who got a work out that day
are brothers.)
The third game was when the Browns beat
the Seahawks last October 6-3. The six points were the result of two
Dawson field goals, meaning that the Browns at least scored on two
possessions. In fact, the Browns had four scoring opportunities in
that game. Dawson also missed two field goals (the ones he made were
from 53 and 52 yards, so what does that tell you about how poorly the
Browns moved the ball in that game?)
What made Sunday’s game unique was
simply that but for the one drive they couldn’t even get close
enough again for a Dawson field goal attempt nor did they turn it
over or even turn it over on downs (which isn't a surprise because
Shurmur just can't stand 4th and short). To keep the
Chargers at bay, Hodges was called on repeatedly and delivered,
repeatedly. He had four kicks inside the 20 yard line. As bad as
Hodges was a week before was as good as he was on Sunday. Kudos to
Shurmur. I thought he should have at least put Hodges on the hot
seat by auditioning other punters. Shurmur, as is his wont, didn’t
do anything and in the end and for another week Shurmur was right for
not overreacting to Hodges’ disaster against Indianapolis.
At that, there was precious little left
to inform about Sunday’s game, including precious little about Greg
“Precious” Little. Browns receivers did little because Weeden
couldn’t figure out the wind and Shurmur stuck to what was working.
Rivers couldn't do anything either, flagging confidence, tricky winds
and general indifference the main culprits. It all was enough for a
Cleveland win and in a town starved for wins, it’s really all that
matters.
**
I noted Shurmur’s decision to try to
convert 4th and inches early in the game as being out of
character, which it was. What’s not out of character is the
confounding decision- making that tends to dominate Shurmur’s
coaching style, if you want to call it that.
Shurmur let another 4th down
conversion go by the way side, which was expected. I’ll let that
one slide because it wasn’t a particularly critical moment of the
game and because the Browns were winning and the Chargers were not
doing anything particularly effectively.
But a word or two about the challenge
flag Shurmur threw on the Chargers’ very next play after the
Richardson touchdown. After the Dawson kickoff, the Chargers started
from their own 18 yard line. Rivers completed a short pass to Robert
Meachem for all of 6 yards. The fans screamed their objection
because it didn’t look to be a clean catch. Shurmur through the
challenge flag and a few minutes later the call was overturned. Yea,
fans. Shut up next time.
The challenge was correct but to what
end and at what cost? It was still the first quarter so it wasn’t
as if Shurmur had any legitimate reason to think the Richardson
touchdown would be the last one of the day by either team.
Meanwhile, a coach only gets 2 challenges per game. If he’s right
on both challenges, then he gets a third. That’s why coaches
generally make sure that they use their challenges when they matter
most. Wasting a challenge early when the situation doesn’t dictate
means that the challenge may not be there when needed. Moreover,
historically the success rate of a challenge is about 50%, making
Shurmur’s decision even more puzzling that early in the game.
There are plenty of plays that could be
challenged but that doesn’t mean they all should be. Deciding to
challenge is not just a function of whether you think you’re
correct but the ramifications either way of not challenging and/or
being wrong.
In this case, the best that could be
said was that Shurmur was trying to keep the Chargers’ pinned in,
something that did in fact happen when the Chargers were unable to
get a first down. That doesn’t justify the poor decision making.
The likelihood that there would be more pivotal moments to challenge
in a game that still had over 50 minutes of time remaining were
pretty high. But I guess when you know your job is hanging by a
thread nothing it's better to look good then be good.
**
Indulge me for a moment, will you?
Even though the Browns’ victory didn’t generate much knowledge,
there were Browns-related items of interest to ponder from Sunday.
My favorite, though, revolves around the Chiefs in general and their
head coach, Romeo Crennel, in particular.
I’ve been covering and writing about
the Browns for over 6 years now, 6 mind numbing, infuriating,
frustrating years. One of my earliest columns was entitled, simply,
“Romeo Crennel Must Go.” The Browns were nearly two years into
the Crennel experiment and it wasn’t going very well. What
prompted the column was an embarrassing loss against Cincinnati in
which Braylon Edwards went after Charlie Frye on the sidelines for
some perceived grievance or another while Crennel looked the other
way, perhaps eyeing up cheesesteak concessionaire, I’m not sure.
It was clear at that point that Crennel
had lost the team and it was out of control. The Browns won only 4
games that season but stuck with Crennel anyway. The next season,
with an easy schedule to manage, the Crennel-coached Browns went 10-6
but didn’t make the playoffs. If you think a 9 punt game in which
your team still wins is rare, research how many 10 win teams haven’t
made the playoffs. Only in Cleveland. Of course the Browns
regressed to their norm the following season and won 4 games. That’s
when Randy Lerner finally fired Crennel.
Personally, I always liked Crennel.
He’s genial. He’s a gentleman. He cares about his players and
coaches. He’s a good defensive coordinator. But the one thing
he’s not is a head coach. He lacks the organizational skills
necessary to pull together an entire franchise. Fans who think
Shurmur looks clueless on game days must have short memories because
Shurmur looks like Dick Vermeil compared to Crennel. I bring all
this up because of what’s happening n Kansas City right now.
As the Chiefs stumbled through another
loss on Sunday, Crennel was asked why, with Brady Quinn as their
quarterback, they didn’t simply hand the ball off to Jamaal
Charles, their only offensive threat, more than 5 times. Crennel,
honest as a politician isn’t, shrugged and said he didn’t know.
What’s great about that answer is that it just shows how little
Crennel has changed.
When he handed over the reigns of the
Cleveland offense to Maurice Carthon, Crennel was asked almost weekly
why the Browns did this or that on offense when the more obvious call
would have been that and this. Crennel then, just as now, shrugged
and said he didn’t know. He meant it then and means it now. He
really doesn’t know what’s going on with his team, particularly
if it's happening on offense. Once a defensive coordinator, always a
defensive coordinator I guess.
The other great thing about the Chiefs
is a stat that says that despite their one win this season, they’ve
not lead once in regulation all year. I’d say that’s a
surprising stat, indeed, a rare stat, but I just got done writing
about the Browns punting on the last 9 possessions of a game in which
they had 10 possessions total and still won.
Meanwhile, all of this just goes to
show why general managers get fired. Chiefs general manager Scott
Pioli let himself get sucked into thinking that the Browns of the
Crennel-era were better than their 24-40 record would indicate. They
weren’t. It’s a decision Pioli will regret because when Crennel
is fired, perhaps before season’s end, Pioli will be likewise
looking for work. Maybe he’ll find it in Cleveland.
**
The Browns play the Ravens next week
and it’s a chance to pick up their second straight win against a
AFC North rival. The Ravens are rested but beat up and aren’t as
good as their record. Of course, either are the Browns. Maybe it
will be sunny